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Sylvain Jose Gautier ([personal profile] ruinedsky) wrote in [community profile] gachabox2019-11-30 02:14 am

Vampire AU Shenanigans

Post a prompt, a starter, or just a callout and I will fling some absurd AU vampire Sylvain at you because I have lost control of my life.

No you don't get a better toplevel than this it's 2 am, I've lost control of my life, and I have no html skills.

Ready, set, go !
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local buzzfeed unsolved idiot meets a vampire

[personal profile] inaurate 2019-11-30 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[The old Gautier manor has, supposedly, been abandoned for centuries. According to the legal documents they'd found, the great great great great etc grandson of the Unification War hero, Margrave Sylvain Gautier, still owned the land, but by all accounts, no one had actually lived there in a very long time.

Which, of course, makes it prime material for ghost hunting. Ancient castle where an equally ancient noble family tracing back to before the creation of the Unified Fodlan lived for countless generations? Too easy.

Still, their process involves Claude doing some reconnaissance, so that's what he's here for. Bundled up in the warmest winter coat he has, because damn it's fucking cold up north, he engages in a teensy bit of unlawful entry. Not like a place like this is gonna have a security system set up, so as long as he's careful, no one will be the wiser. If it's promising, Hilda will start going through the legal motions of getting permission to film there.

For now, it's just Claude sneaking in on his own, his motorcycle parked in some trees a few hundred feet away from the grounds, armed only with his cell phone, a flashlight, and a multi-tool. He makes it in easily enough, rubbing his gloved hands together in front of his face and blowing hot air into them to try and warm his cold nose and cheeks. It's slightly warmer inside, out of the wind chill, but even if it did have central heating retrofitted at some point, it's certainly not running.

He sweeps his flashlight over the room he's entered via a window-- it looks to be a study. He's immediately drawn to a bookshelf, but sadly whatever ancient tomes it once held have been transported elsewhere. Hopefully somewhere less-- dusty. There's a lovely looking chess set too, but oddly enough, it's not set in a starting position. Like it was abandoned mid-game. Lips quirking into a smile, he reads the board; he's pretty sure he can see the gambit White was going for, and on an impulse, he moves the next piece for it, disturbing the dust.

Another cursory sweep of the study and he moves out into the hall. It's got that old, abandoned ruins feeling in spades, that's for sure.]
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e v e r y t h i n g

[personal profile] inaurate 2019-11-30 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Given the nature of his job, Claude has seen a lot of creepy shit. And normally he's the one doing the jumpscares, but that doesn't mean he's never been on the other end of one. But he takes pride in the fact that their audience has a running tally of the times Claude has been visibly scared or startled on camera throughout all their videos, because it happens so infrequently.

That all said, nothing could have possibly prepared him for turning a corner, sweeping his flashlight down the hall, and seeing a whole-ass man hanging upside down from the ceiling. He shouts, stumbling backwards and falling on his ass, the flashlight falling out of his hand. Cursing, he scrambles for it, heart beating a mile a minute. What the actual fuck? Did someone know he was coming here tonight and set up a-- weird prank or something??]
The fuck was that?
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[personal profile] inaurate 2019-11-30 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Finally Claude's hand closes over the rolling flashlight, and he whips it back up towards where the body had been-- but it's gone now. He gets to his feet, every instinct saying to get the fuck out of there, because it's not worth it.

Then a voice comes from behind him and he whips around, taking a few steps back. The stranger knows his name--

Actually, that gives Claude pause, his mind returning to the prank idea. He kept his flashlight beam on the stranger, a grin on his face but his eyes wary.]
...Alright, you got me. Very funny. Did Hilda hire you for this? How'd you get that reflective effect, some sort of contact lens?
inaurate: (well some nights i wish that this all)

[personal profile] inaurate 2019-11-30 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
[That... is not a reaction he'd anticipated. The man is acting like Claude should know him.

He lowers the flashlight beam so it's not directly in the man's face, now that he's slightly less concerned he might attack him or something. Maybe he's a fan he met at an event once or... something?]


Well... I feel like an asshole for it but I can't say I remember you.
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[personal profile] notheartless 2019-11-30 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] inaurate 2019-12-05 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
The chess board? [That thing looked like it hadn't been touched in centuries-- it had just been a weird whim, making what he thought the next move would be on it.

He watched warily as the strange man seemed to flounder, then collect himself. His "excuse" of knowing someone who looks just like him and has the same name falls extremely flat. Yeah, Claude's still pretty well-convinced this is some elaborate prank or-- or something. He's just entirely uncertain what the purpose of it is.

Does this guy really just expect him to follow him?]


Okay, hold on just a minute there, dude, I don't even know your name. I know I'm trespassing and all, but I'm not the one hanging from the ceiling and-- and sneaking up behind people in the dark and shit. How do I know you're not leading me into your secret murder lair?
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[personal profile] inaurate 2019-12-05 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Claude blinks once, twice, then snorts and dissolves into laughter.]

Yeah, sure. Lookin' good for a thousand years, man! Dermatologists must hate you. What's your secret?

[He grins, fishing his phone out of his pocket.]

Seriously, though, I'm texting Hilda to tell her to call off this-- whatever this is.
inaurate: (well some nights i wish that this all)

[personal profile] inaurate 2019-12-05 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Riiight... [Wow, he's really sticking to this, isn't he? Either he's extremely dedicated to the act or he's... actually delusional, which would make Claude feel like a grade-A asshole. Claude likes to think he has good instincts, and they're definitely not reading danger, despite all the glaringly obvious red flags.]

Okay, you can't just drop "I'm a vampire" and then go on about deed ownership like that's the thing most needing the burden of proof.

[He pulls up the camera on his phone as he speaks, with the intent to take a picture to send to Hilda; the lighting is crap, but Sylvain is definitely visible in his flashlight beam. Only, when he checks the picture he'd just taken, it's like he's just pointing the flashlight down an empty hallway.

Okay, what the actual fuck.]
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[personal profile] inaurate 2019-12-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not sure if it's because he's so baffled and distracted by his phone, or because Sylvain moves absolutely silently, but he doesn't even notice him moving in to his space until he's there. Claude tenses, instinctively taking a step away, his heart rate once more picking up speed.

Okay, a moment ago he would have immediately dismissed those fangs as obviously being a costume piece but-- how the fuck would you fake the phone thing?]


I'm surprised a supposedly millennium-old vampire knows what a cellphone is. [Fuck, okay, his voice came out at a slightly higher pitch than he would have preferred.]
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[personal profile] inaurate 2019-12-05 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite the creeping fear, he can't help a snort of amusement at someone who at least looks to be his age unironically using the word "hooligans".]

No offense, but I think I'm gonna need a bit more proof before I start rearranging my whole worldview due to vampires apparently being a real thing that exists.
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[personal profile] inaurate 2019-12-05 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[There's something very unworldly about Sylvain's gaze when it catches his, something that leaves him feeling like, even if he wanted to, he couldn't look away. He especially can't when Sylvain grabs him by the chin, his instincts screaming at him to look away, to at least step back, but-- he can't.

And suddenly it's like this is all there is in the whole world, just Sylvain's eyes and his voice and what he wants Claude to do. And Claude wants to do as Sylvain asks, because why would he ever want to do anything but? He can't even think to question it, he just does it. He turns around, walks five steps, then turns back towards Sylvain and does the ridiculous gestures without thought.]
inaurate: (well some nights i wish that this all)

[personal profile] inaurate 2019-12-05 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Claude drifts back into reach when beckoned, suddenly breathlessly aching for Sylvain's touch.

Then he snaps and Claude's own thoughts slam back into his head with the weight and speed of a freight truck, a flush belatedly rising to his cheeks as he realizes just what Sylvain made him do.

It's definitely not often that he's shocked speechless, but surely it's understandable in these circumstances. That wasn't magic, and it wasn't some strange Crest ability-- it was something else. He swallows roughly, taking a step back.

Well, at least Sylvain didn't make him really do anything, just... embarrass himself a little. But he could, and that makes Claude avoid his gaze for the time being.]


Alright. That's-- pretty solid proof. [Holy shit vampires are real.] You... said you wanted to show me something? [After all, if Sylvain wanted to force him to go along, or wanted to kill him or whatever, he certainly could right here and now. Might as well play along.]
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[personal profile] inaurate 2019-12-05 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Okay but now you've made me curious.

[As unnerving as all of-- that was, something's Off with Sylvain now. He'd been so determined to shove all of his proof in Claude's face just a moment ago. There's a strange urge to reassure him, but Claude leans more on his own curiosity instead.

If vampires are real, after all, and Sylvain is telling the truth about who he is and how long he's been around... there are so many questions to be asked.]


So... I gotta ask. Do you drain people entirely when you drink from them? Or is it like donating blood?

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